Sunday, October 18, 2009

Well what a cwap day :(

My mummy has gon stark raving mad!!!

first it started with mummy getting me on dee float and taking me to see my bestest friend Cheeky, tat must mean dat she was going to take me to vet and then when we got there I fought I had simply got myself into a day of hard work..oh no my horsie friends its much much worse dan dat.

MY STOOPID UMAN PAINTED ME RED!!!!! she got these red tinggys out and started painting me!! what is dis? since when dose hay head get away with dis?

well anyways as I was saying my mummy started to put udder weird tinggys on me like a numba plate and a few sdickers and i didnt like it cos it was all cold and the grey tings in dee sky were crying.

as I imagined it I wood have looked like a complete idiot!

After dat I had to endure a whole hours ride, then mummy had gone to eat her hay.

she soon came back with a present: a new pink and blue head catcher and neck snake to lead me home in :) she said dat I won it coz I was dee best looking pony there (but of course dat was obvious)

den went home and mummy had to clean me cos I was all red but it was still crying from the sky and I wanted to go to sleep but mummy said she had to get dee paint off because she said it was safe but she didnt want be to get a belly ache.

den she dried me and put my rug on and I felt all nice and warm and cuddly.

Den 'esterday mummy got all scaredy coz dee hair on my belly was falling off but den she did sumthingyou umans call "googlee on the compooter" and she said I was ok and dat it was just my big hairy winter coat coming off coz she looked at the patch were dee hair came off and she saw soft and light summer hair.

Seacretly Im still scaredy but dont tell mummy coz she is convinced Im fine: she even got other horsie umans to look at it and they all said I was fine :)

well I has to get off now goz mummy has to do some "googlee" and I has to eat my hay.

mummy said she will update this post with dee picture coz her friend has to email it to her and I dont no how to put pictures up :)

bye bye for now xxx Minky :)

Friday, October 9, 2009

What is this...

Well Im glad Minky has started blogging aswell, I didnt think she would write about me eating her however.

Minky was being a really naughty girl the other week so I punished her and said she wasnt aloud and treats for a week, and then I got over it and decided to give her some attention.

Later in the holidays I invited my very good friend Amy over to come see Minky and Grotty and in all the exitement I realised that Minky's birthday is coming up in under a month so Amy and I were organising a party for her so all her horsie friends can come and see her.

And then for V.E.T we have to dress up our horses as something nice so Amy and I when out side to look at Minky so figure out what she should be dressed up as and then I had to mesure her for her costume. (that might have been when Minky thought I was going to eat her!)

so Minky has a buisy two weeks coming up and dont forget to wish Minky a happy birthday next time she writes on the blog. (p.s she's turning 9!!)


And then we come to Grotty, it was early tuesday morning and I had to go feed the horsies.

I put minky's brekky on the ground then I went to put Grotty's brekky on the ground when I noticed that there was a big chunk missing from her chest!!!

Trying not to get to upset I ran inside and told dad, then me and dad bolted outside and put some anti septic on her chest and we called the vet.

The next day the vet came out and cut this flap of skin off her chest and perscibed anti biotics to her, so every day and night I have to inject her with antiboitics so Grotty can get all better.

I must say Grotty is handeling this very well and I feel very sorry for her as it mush hurt alot chek out the wound:




Gross eh?
Well im off to give Minky a brush I need to prepare her for dress up day next week
guess what she's going to be.... a Ferari race car!!!

Ok bye for now :)

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Mummy has gone weird.

OK, dont tell my mummy I did dis but I sneaked on to her blog to tell you that I am really worried about her, she put all deese yummy tings In my dinner and I dont know why because I havn't done anyting good, dee other day she said I was being a baad pony and that I wasnt aloud to have any presents dis week and den she gave me all dees apples and oats and lots of other yummy tings.

mabey she forgived me, or mabey its some evil plan like shes gonna make me all fat and then eat me!!
oh that would be baad, mabey I should ask Grotty if she can help me out of dis one.. she wouldnt help me. I bully her too much, mabey I should ask cousen Cheeky..she will help me.

I cant beleive my mummy wants to eat me, dis is horrible! mabey, if i hide behind a big fat tree she might not notice me.

Wait. I should calm down. My mummy wouldnt really eat me would she?
But I swear she dose, dee other day i sawed her talking to aunty Amy and she was looking at me and talking real quietly so I couldnt hear what she was saying and I swaer she was up to something baad.

you guys have to help me! I cant die now im to sweet and Im just about to reach my peak I will be dee best horsie ever and my mummy will never know because I will be roasted and served with other uman food and eated and oh no!!

Why cant she take Grotty first? I never really liked her. wait! dats it, mummy is trying to get rid of me so she can ave Grotty because she really loves Grotty and not me! :( dats baad.

well I need to think of an escape plan.. I need to get outta here!!

well If I never write on here again you will know why.. and incase she dose eat me I will miss you all and I will mabey start a blog in dee paddock in dee sky one day.

lots of hugs ooxxoo Minky-T